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ANSI Art File  |  1996-07-05  |  1KB  |  640x656  |  1-bit (2 colors)
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OCR: THE ITALIAN WHO CAME TO CANADA ONE DAY, iMA GO TO WiMMiPEG TO A BiGGA HOTEL. i GO TO EAT SOMA BREAKFAST. i TELLA THE WSiTRESS i WANNA TWO PiSS'S TOAST. SHE BRINGA ME ONLY ONE A PiSS. i TELLA HER i WANNA TWO PiSS. SHE SAY GO TO THE TOILET. i SAY YOU NO UNDERSTAND, i WANNA TWO PiSS ON THE PLATE. SHE SAY YOU BETTER NO PiSS ON THE PLATE, YOU SONNA BiTCH. i DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LADY, AND SHE CALL ME SONNA BiTCH LATER, i GO TO EAT SOMA LUNCH AT DRAKE RESTURANT. THE WAITRESS BRINGS ME A SPOON, ANA KNIFE, BUT NO FOCK. i TELLA HER i WANNA FOCK. SHE TELLLA ME EVERYBODY WANNA FOCK. i TELLA HER, YOU NO UNDERSTAND, i WANNA FOCK ON THE TABLE. SHE SAY YOU BETTER NOT FOCK ON THE TABLE, YOU SONNA MA BiTCH. PK SO i GO BACK TO MY ROOM İNNA HOTEL, AND THERE'S NO SHEET ON MY BED. i CALLA MANAGER ANA TELLA HİM i ...